Total Medals Earned: 315 (From 60 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,375 Points
Medals Earned: 10/30 (100/500 points)
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Medals Earned: 1/16 (10/495 points)
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Make a nasty sandwich.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/190 points)
You're pretty good at not dying. Grats! Survive 25 days.
Okay, so you can kill zombies. For now. Survive 50 days.
So you'll make it for a while. Maybe even 'til the end? Survive 200 days.
Okay, you made your point, no reason to show off. Survive 300 days.
You're an ultimate badass. Survive 500 days.
Medals Earned: 4/5 (30/35 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/100 points)
Complete level #1
Dig a Ground Block
Kill a pest
Get killed by a thorn
Complete level #5
Complete all 10 levels!
Medals Earned: 7/11 (70/245 points)
Get a bonus!
Give the host influenza
Give the host measles
Give the host hepatitis
Give the host herpes
Kill a white blood cell
Complete a level after having taken damage
Kill the host
Kill 10 white blood cells
Give the host smallpox
Complete the game in under 500 seconds
Medals Earned: 3/6 (25/200 points)
Surpass Level 5
Use backspace and type your own number
Surpass Level 10
Surpass Level 25
Surpass Level 50
Surpass Level 100
Medals Earned: 8/58 (40/500 points)
enter your name
have intelligence of 10
have intelligence of 5
use a publisher
write a book with a quality of 10 or more
write a book with a quality of 5 or more
have research of 10
have research of 5
have $5000
write 10 books
play 100 in-game weeks
write 5 books
play 50 in-game weeks
buy a bus pass
have charisma of 10
have charisma of 5
have humour of 10
have humour of 5
self publish a book
have style of 10
have style of 5
buy a tent
get in the top 40 of the book charts
buy a typewriter
have vocabulary of 10
have vocabulary of 5
have wit of 10
have wit of 5
have $10000
write 25 books
play 250 in-game weeks
write 50 books
play 500 in-game week
buy an apartment
buy a car
have charisma of 20
have charisma of 30
buy a computer
have humour of 20
have humour of 30
have intelligence of 20
have intelligence of 30
buy a laptop
write a book with a quality of 25 or more
have research of 20
have research of 30
have style of 20
have style of 30
get in the top 10 of the book charts
have vocabulary of 20
have vocabulary of 30
have wit of 20
have wit of 30
write 100 books
buy a fancy apartment
buy a fancy car
reach #1 on the book charts
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/70 points)
Repair the clock
Repair the robot
Okay it's disarmed, but I can't just leave it BROKEN
Medals Earned: 4/4 (50/50 points)
Completed the first level
Complete 10 levels
Complete 5 levels
Complete all levels